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LIGHTS OUT LUCY: ROLLER DERBY 101

In the middle of the jam, my phone buzzed in my pocket. I finished the last bite of my hot dog and pulled it out. It was a text message.

Fancy meeting you here, Lucille.

My eyes searched the arena like it was the world’s largest game of Where’s Waldo—if Waldo was a life-sized, wealthy Ken doll hidden on the set of Beetlejuice.

I texted him back—and lied, lied, lied. What are you talking about? You’ll never believe where I am right now.

Because this was the way the dating game was played, right?

Just then, a commotion on the track caught everyone’s attention. The Vixen’s jammer, number 6VI6, spun and clotheslined Medusa. There was a series of sharp whistle blasts from the referees accompanied by condemning boos from the crowd.

The pack parted, and Medusa lay at their skates visibly heaving in pain. Medical personnel standing just off the track jogged over, but before they reached her, she pushed herself up.

Everyone cheered.

Then Medusa sprinted on her skates across the track toward the offending Vixen. It took four other skaters to hold her back.

Even in my seat, all the way across the room, I drew back in alarm.

So did Olivia.

And everyone else in the arena.

But the tension quickly settled when the crowd began to clap again. Medusa skated around the oval, stretching her arms and her neck, and successfully ignored 6VI6 as she skated to the penalty box.

“That was insane!” Olivia said in awe. “Look at her shake it off like nothing happened. I’d kill a bitch for less.”

I laughed. “I’m sure you would.”

There was less violence for the rest of the first half. The bout was so intense, I almost forgot the whole reason we were there. But five minutes into the second half, I saw an arm waving in the stands across the arena.

An arm that belonged to West Adler.

I looked at Olivia. “It’s him.”

Her mouth gaped. “Huh?”

“West Adler,” I said, pointing.

She followed my finger and strained her eyes. “The guy waving, I assume?”

“Yes.”

“Are you going to go talk to him?”

I pressed my lips together and shook my head.

“No?”

“No. He can come here. I’m a lady.”

She laughed and almost spit out her beer. “We’re only here because you’re an online creeper. You lost your lady card yesterday.”

When I looked again, West was gone. My eyes scanned the crowd till I saw him walking down the stairs to the floor of the arena. He slapped hands with a few people as he walked the perimeter of the room.

I dug my nails into Olivia’s arm. “Oh gosh, I think he’s on his way over here.”

“You need Xanax,” she said, draining the last of her beer.

“What do I do?” My voice jumped up an octave.

She laughed. “I would say ‘be cool’ but that ain’t happening.”

West walked up to the team bench in front of our bleachers and shook hands with a few of the players. He paused to say something to the coach before patting the woman on the back and turning toward the bleacher steps. Our steps.

I worried I might lose my hot dog.

 

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A Note From Elicia Hyder

This story is included at the front of every copy of Lights Out Lucy, but it’s too special to risk you not seeing it.

On this launch day, I share with you the most personal story I’ve ever told. The story behind the story of Lights Out Lucy: Roller Derby 101.


In 2008, my first husband was one of the first recorded deaths resulting from texting and driving in the state of Tennessee. He was 25 years old. At the time we had two children. Canaan was four. Will was two.

In the aftermath of that awful year, my good friend, Chuck, introduced me to the wild and wonderful sport of women’s flat track roller derby. On a dare, I joined Fresh Meat (Roller Derby 101) with the Nashville Rollergirls, and “eL’s Bells” (my derby name) was born.

Truth be told: I SUCKED AT ROLLER DERBY. I hung up my skates after my 2nd serious knee injury before I ever even skated in my first official bout…BUT new lifelong friendships were forged, my body became a formidable machine, and through the bruises, torn ligaments, and pulled muscles—my heart finally healed.

Fast forward to 2015 when I was diagnosed with cancer. My daughter—who was counting the days until she could play junior roller derby—was faced with the possibility of losing another parent. Unlike her brother, who only remembered their dad in pictures, Canaan knew the pain that seemed to lurk in our future.

As I planned my funeral (yes, that’s dramatic, but I think every cancer patient considers it), I wondered if Canaan, too, would find her healing on a pair of quad skates.

And thus, the idea for this novel, Lights Out Lucy, was sparked.

I published my first book with chemotherapy burning through my veins. And while the doctors and nurses (hi, Rena) saved my life, I can honestly say that writing saved my sanity.

Three years later, I’m cancer free and Lights Out Lucy is my 9th published novel. It’s also my favorite. In these pages, I hope you’ll experience the power of friendship and determination. I hope you’ll laugh, fall in love, and see the very best in yourself through our unwitting heroine.

As for Canaan? She finally got her own skates. That’s her front and center in the photo below. #ProudDerbyMom

There are thousands of roller derby teams worldwide. Just go to your favorite search engine and type: *roller derby insert your city here* to find a team near you. A lot of them are non-profits that support local charities, so bring the whole family to a bout and have fun for a good cause!

And if you ever toy with the idea of joining Fresh Meat to FIND OUT WHAT YOU’RE MADE OF…

I dare you.

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With Great Fear and Trembling…

Can I make a confession?

I was afraid to write The Sacrifice. Actually, that’s putting it too mildly. Let me rewrite. I was ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED to write The Sacrifice.

I’ve known since I wrote book one of The Soul Summoner series how this story would conclude but committing that idea to paper scared the bejeezus out of me. If you’ve read The Sacrifice, you know why.

To wake up today to the reviews that have already started pouring in has given life to my fearful soul…

 


Thank you to everyone who has loved the characters like I do. You are what gives them life, not me.


Support Group

If, like some, you are feeling the need to discuss, vent, cry with other survivors of The Sacrifice. We’ve created a support group for you on Facebook. The Sacrifice Support Group

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The Sacrifice – Chapter 1

Book 5 of The Soul Summoner Series is being called “The most explosive book of The Soul Summoner series yet!” The book will be here in 16 days, and I can’t wait to share it with you! So how about a sneak peek? The entire first chapter is below!

Have you pre-ordered it yet? I really can’t stress this enough: If you prefer reading eBooks on a platform other than Amazon (Apple, Nook, etc.), please pre-order this book. I can’t guarantee it will stay on all platforms for long after its release.

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You can join in two ways: on Facebook or on the website. The Facebook group is a fun place where readers connect, discuss story theories, post character pictures, and share fan art and memes. Mr. Hyder and I regularly join in the fun! JOIN ON FACEBOOK

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The Bed She Made Got a Makeover!

So…funny story.

Amazon said the old cover for The Bed She Made was “too racy” for advertising. LOL So the whole series got a makeover! I’m loving these new covers. What do you think??

For a limited time, The Bed She Made and To Be Her First are available as part of the Kindle Unlimited Library. Subscribers can read them for free as part of their subscription! This is only for a limited time! Continue reading “The Bed She Made Got a Makeover!”

Barbara Vey Reader Appreciation Weekend 2017

I’m back from Milwaukee and had a BLAST at the Barbara Vey Reader Appreciation Weekend. It’s my favorite event all year long! If you haven’t heard of it, the weekend happens the last weekend every April. It’s packed with 60 authors and 500 READERS! This year, I survived my first TV appearance with the lovely Kristan Higgins and Marina Adair, played charades with Eloisa James and Damon Suede, and was crowned with a tiara by Heather Graham. Mark your calendar to join me next year! REMEMBER: Get your tickets as soon as they go on sale in July! The event and hotel sold out in 17 hours! Continue reading “Barbara Vey Reader Appreciation Weekend 2017”

The Taken – Book 4 – is Here!!!

PRAISE FOR THE TAKEN

“The BEST Soul Summoner Book Yet!”

“This series just keeps getting better!”

“If you haven’t gotten into the Soul Summoner Series yet,
you’re missing out.”

“The Taken was even better than the 3 books before it!!!
Elicia Hyder is a true genius with her characters and plot lines!!!

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And I can’t agree with this one more:

“Movie deal please!!!! Would love to see these characters come to life on the big screen. Continue reading “The Taken – Book 4 – is Here!!!”

The Soul Summoner Audiobooks!

The first 3 books of The Soul Summoner series are available on Amazon, Audible, and iTunes! Narrated by Brittany Pressley who has worked with awesome authors like Bella Forrest and Kiera Cass… these audiobooks are simply AMAZING!!!

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The Siren

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The Angel of Death

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The Taken – Book 4 of The Soul Summoner Series

THE TAKEN is coming! 
BOOK 4 of The Soul Summoner Series
Release Date: April 25th, 2017

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